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Als wir heute morgen die Ohren aufschlugen, läutete uns ein, dass wohl geheiratet würde.
Kate und William und gefühlte vier Mlliarden andere nehmen Teil und Anteil. Das braucht natürlich musikalische Beratung.
Darum hier ein paar Empfehlungen zur königlichen Hochzeit aus den Plattenkisten der ByteFM Moderatoren Klaus Walter und Christian Tjaben.
Musik für Schwüre, Vermählungen und derlei.
Oder: X Alternativen zu „White Wedding“ und Felix Mendelssohn-Bartholdy.

Klaus Walters Heiratsmix könnte wie folgt klingen:
„If You Ever Need A Stranger“ – Jens Lekmann (When I Said I Wanted To Be Your Dog)
„Heyraten (T.Raumschmiere Remix)“ Ika & Bym (Heyraten)
„Let’s Get Married“ – Missouri (In VoodooRama)
„Ban Marriage“ – Hidden Cameras (The Smell Of Our Own)
„Guide For The Married Man“- The Turtles (20 Greatest Hits)
„I Think I’ll Get Married“- Ferry Boat Bill (Bricks Like These)
„Honeymoon“ – Chris Cacavas (Chris Cacavas and Junk Yard Love)
„Married 2 Kids“ – The Fall (Code: Selfish)
„Waltz Of The Good Husband“ – Tall Dwarfs (Dogma)
„We Got Married“ – Paul McCartney (Flowers In The Dirt)
„Sacred Marriage“ – Frank Chickens (Get Chickenized)
„Marry Me“ – These Immortal Souls (Get Lost Don’t Lie)
„Wedding In Cherokee County“ – Randy Newman (Good Old Boys)
„$ 1000 Wedding“ – Gram Parsons (Gram Parsons)
„Let’s Get Married“ – Al Green (Greatest Hits)
„Wedding Bells“ – Squeeze (Hourglass)
„Marriage Tree“ – Throwing Muses (House Tornado)
„The Long Honeymoon“ – Elvis Costello (Imperial Bedroom)
„Wedding Bells“ – Godley & Creme (Ismism)
„Wedding Hotel) – Nikki Sudden & Rowland S. Howard (Kiss You Kidnapped Charabanc)
„Now We Are Married“ – Goodbye Mr Mackenzie (Now We Are Married)
„The Wedding“ – Tom Robinson (Still Loving You)
„Wedding Gown Of White“ – Charlie Feathers (Rockabilly’s Main Man)
„The Marriage“ – Billy Bragg (Talking With The Taxman Aboit Poetry)
„Wedding Dress“ – Nikki Sudden (Texas)
„Valentine’s Day“ – ABC (The Lexicon Of Love)
„Married Man“ – Bill Drummond (The Man)
„Wedding Song“ The Psychedelic Furs (The Psychedelic Furs)
„Honeymoon Blues“ – Robert Johnson (The Robert Johnson Gold Collection)
„Married Miss New Jersey“ – Yeah Yeah Noh (The Sky Starts At Your Feet…)
„Stupid marriage“ – The Specials (The Specials)
„Married Man“ – Neil Young (This Note’s For You)
„Blood Wedding“ – Marc And The Mambas (Torment And Toreros)
„Watusi Wedding“ – The Screaming Blue Messiahs (Totally Religious)
„Let’s Get Married“ – Cleaners From Venus (Town And Country)
„Married In The Playground“ –Truly (Truly)
„Honeymooners“ Ornette Coleman (Virgin Beauty)
„Husband House“ Sneaky Feelings (Waiting For Touchdown)
„Wedding Day“ – M.Walking On The Water (Wood)
„On A Wedding Anniversary“ – John Cale (Words For The Dying)
„Valentine’s Day Is Over“ – Billy Bragg (Worker’s Playtime)
„Arranged Marriage“ – Apache Indian (No Reservations)
„Wedding Bell Blues“ – The 5th Dimension (Greatest Hits On Earth)
„Mary’s Getting Married“ – The Silos (Cuba)
„The Wedding March“ – Prefab Sprout (Jordan: The Comeback)
„Mairi’s Wedding“ – Paddy Goes To Holyhead (Supermegaultraliveshow)
„Let’s Pretend We’re Married“ – Prince (1999)
„Let’s Get Married“ – The Proclaimers (Hit The Highway)
„The Honeymoon Is Over“ – The Cruel Sea (The Honeymoon Is Over)
„Celtic Wedding“ – The Chieftains (The Magic Of The Chieftains)
„Married With Children“ – Oasis (Definitely Maybe)
„Blood Wedding“ – The Oysterband (Trawler)
„Wedding Day Waltz“ – Geno Delafose (French Rockin‘ Boogie)
„I Married A Nymphomaniac“ – Cliff Barnes & The Fear Of Winning (The Record That Took 300 Million…)
„Daddy’s Getting Married“ – Bif Naked (Daddy’s Getting Married)
„Heirate mich“ – Rammstein (Herzeleid)
„Big Boring Wedding“ – Guided By Voices (Under The Bushes Under The Stars)
„Ich heirate eine Familie“ – Tocotronic (Wir kommen um uns zu beschweren)
„Tag X“ – The Dead Adair (Zehn Sekunden zur Ekstase)
„Don’t Marry Her“ – The Beautiful South (Don’t Marry Her)
„Bachelor Boy / When Gary Married Melanie“ – TheToy Dolls (One More Megabyte)
„Hab’n Sie nicht ’ne Braut für mich“ – Willy Millowitsch (Humba Humba Tätärä)
„Hawaiian Wedding Song“ – The Islanders (Südsee-Melodien)
„Girl I Almost Married) – Beat Farmers (Poor And Famous)
„Never Marry A Railroad Man“ Shocking Blue (20 Greatest Hits)

Und Christian Tjaben ergänzt um dies:

Vorher:
„Marry Me“ – Sons Of Jim Wayne (Blackie´s Bones)
„Marry Me“ – St. Vincent (Marry Me)
„Be My Wife“ – David Bowie (Low)
„Marry“ – Plaid (Spokes)

Nachher:
„The Wedding List“ – Kate Bush (Never For Ever)
„Rock Steady Wedding“ – Jackie Mittoo (Evening Time)
„The Wedding Song“ – Mugison (I Want You)
„Wedding Dress“ – Mark Lanegan (Bubblegum)
„Wedding Bell“ – Beach House (Devotion)
„Wedding Bells“ – Hank Williams (Crazy Heart)
„The Wedding Toccato Theme“ – Modeselektor (Happy Birthday)
„Wedding Of Wild Horses“ – John Zorn (Filmworks XIX The Rain Horse)
„Wedding Bell Blues“ – Laura Nyro (More Than A New Discovery)
„Wedding Song“ – Anais Mitchell feat. Justin Vernon (Hadestown)
„Wedding Ring Dub“ – Barrington Levy (In Dub: The Lost Mixes From King Tubby’s Studio)
„Marriage“ – Gold Panda (Lucky Shiner)
„Modern Marriage“ – Pulp (This Is Hardcore)
„Love & Marriage“ – The Ragga Twins (Rinsin’ Lyrics)
„Young Bride“ – Midlake (The Trials Of Van Occupanther)
„Bride Of Punkara“ – Asian Dub Foundation (Punkara)
„The Bride“ – Dirty Projectors (Bitte Orca)
„Mama, Here Comes The Bride“ – The Shirelles (Baby It’s You – The Shirelles & King Curtis Give a Twist Party)
„See My Wife“ – The Wolfgang Press (Bird Wood Cage)

Königlich:
„The Royal Scam“ – Steely Dan (The Royal Scam)
„Royal Wedding“ – Kronos Quartet & Wu Man (Terry Riley: The Cusp Of Magic)
„The Royal Pennekaums“ – International Pony (MIt dir sind wir vier)
„Royal Roost“ – Jaki Liebezeit & Burnt Friedman (Secret Rhythms)
„Royal Pain“ –Eels (Shrek The Third)
„Serve This Royalty“ – Cody Chesnutt (The Headphone Masterpiece)
„Royal Flush feat. Andre 3000“ – Big Boi (Sir Lucious Left Foot The Son Of Cheeko Dusty Bonus Tracks)

Zweifelnd
„Marriage Is For Old Folks“ – Nina Simone (I Put A Spell On You)
„Mistaken Wedding“- Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti (Round And Round)
„Never Will I Marry“ – Nancy Wilson (Nancy Wilson & Cannonball Adderley)
„The False Husband“ – Isobel Campbeel & Mark Lanegan (Ballad Of The Broken Seas)
„Devil Lives In My Husband’s Body“ – Pulsallama (The Anesthetic’s Wearing Off)

Problematisch
„A Punchup At The Wedding“ – Radiohead (Hail To The Thief)
„I Nearly Married A Human“ – Gary Numan (Replicas)
„(I Married a) Monster From Outer Space“ – John Cooper Clarke (Disguise In Love)
„A Divorce Before Marriage“ – I Like Trains (He Who Saw The Deep)
„Mother Has Decided to Marry Me Off“ – Ensemble Of The Bulgarian Republic (Follow The Music: A Commemorative Sampler of Elektra’s Pre-Rock Era)
„(Intro) to ‚Better Off Without a Wife’“ – Tom Waits (Nighthawks At The Diner)
„Better Off Without a Wife“ – Tom Waits (Nighthawks At The Diner)

(Bild via Condoms of Distinction)